It seems that the new php.net website has implemented some soundex-esque system to automatically redirect bad links. It doesnt seem to be have any filtering on it at all, so you can get some rather interesting results;

php.net/cunt -> php.net/count
php.net/fuck -> php.net/faq
php.net/dildo -> php.net/delete
php.net/nude -> php.net/newt

I’m so tempted to google bomb at least one of those, the childish person that I am.

I apologise for anyone who I’ve offended with rude language, and hereby incriminate Theo as the source of said childishness.