/ BLOG / Ego boosting "ftw"

We got a fancy new set of scales from the Avon lady this evening, and we decided to unbox the buggers and play. They’re digital after all.

Apparently I am 146.5lbs, comprising of 9.1% fat, 68.6% water, 73.1% muscle and 1.77% bone. Whilst I’m sure these aren’t 100% accurate (or anywhere near that), it basically means I’m a fucking adonis according to the book. Ladies, form a queue!